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November 23, 2008

Germany Drops Bid to Ban Scientology

In a dramatic victory for hucksterism and religious freedom the German government has stopped its attempt to ban Scientology saying that it found insufficient evidence of illegal activity.

Erhart Koerting, Berlin’s top security official still voiced distaste for Scientology saying “The appraisal of the government at the moment is that (Scientology) is a lousy organization, but it is not an organization that we have to take a hammer to.”

Of course he is right you don’t need a hammer. Like Xenu the ancient interstellar despot you must kill them by stacking their bodies near volcanoes and dropping hydrogen bombs on them.

[Associated Press]