The Daily Profaner: Putting Snark First, Myths Last!

Satan worshiping group American Atheists is clearly in league with Al-Queda.  These godless, Islamic-collaborationist, bastards are suing the state of Kentucky Office of Homeland Security over a 2006 law that requires the state recognize “dependence on Almighty God as being vital to the security of the Commonwealth.”  Without these words god will hate Kentucky and abandon it to American Atheists’ pal; Osama Bin-Laden.

The lawsuit recommends that Kentucky’s Office of Homeland Security work in a concrete way to make Kentuckians safe and refers to 9/11 as a “faith-based initiative”.  They demand that the religious language be removed from the law and asked for monetary damages stating:

“Plaintiffs also suffer anxiety from the belief that the existence of these unconstitutional laws suggest that their very safety as residents of Kentucky may be in the hands of fanatics, traitors or fools,”

Apparently the thought of this law, that has been on the books for two years now, is suddenly causing sleeping disorders and “mental pain and anguish.”  Let’s see how much mental anguish they suffer when terrorists take over Kentucky and declare it to be the Islamic Caliphate of Kentuckystan and Jesus isn’t there to stop them.

[Bluegrass Politics via Friendly Atheist]