The godless satanists of the University of Alberta are attempting to have a phrase that venerates god removed from the school’s convocation ceremony. Traditionally the graduates are called upon to use all that fancy learning “for the glory of God”. The University of Alberta Atheists and Agnostics group feels this is oxymoronic, noting that learning and god don’t really get along. They have petitioned the committee in charge of the convocation to change the speech. The committee proposed this compromise:
“…for the uplifting of the whole people; to inspire the human spirit; for all who believe, to serve your God; and to pursue more steadfastly whatsoever things are true.”
The pinko-liberal-heathen-bastards are not satisfied that any reference to god was made in the compromise. No doubt these little communists will not be pleased until the convocation demands that all graduates use their degrees for the greater glory of Karl Marx.
[United Press International]
Aaaand his glorious beaaard!
Good ol’ Karl sorta looks like the traditional “bearded white male” image of God, don’t you think? Switching em’ around isn’t completely inappropriate!
Comment by Kate6 — December 5, 2008 @ 12:41 pm