Some People Just Blog About Eating Babies, We Actually Do.
A few weeks ago I ordered that very same fetus cookie cutter, and together with Chris Altarkation and Thomas Sin Dios, actually made these delicious abortionist cookies. We took photos to document our crimes against the unborn, with the intention of blogging. Sadly, due to our lackluster baking skills, our helpless oatmeal feti were aborted in our planned parenthood holocaust oven of hell before they could ever reach our lips. We held off blogging our failure, with a plan for another attempt with more directions, a proper oven, and a sacrificial goat. Until we are able to procure said horned offering, enjoy photos of our tragic first attempt:
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December 4, 2008
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[...] season. If you’ve got a nutty pro-life Christian on your gift list, and you think the fetus cookie cutter isn’t for them, send them a Planned Parenthood gift certificate. Even if they’re not [...]
Pingback by The Daily Profaner » Give the Gift of Safe Sex to Your Christian Friends — December 5, 2008 @ 6:39 am
The chocolate chips look like tumors, I want to eat a tasty aborted cancer baby!
Comment by KeinHimmel — December 6, 2008 @ 7:55 pm
Cookie fail!
Comment by Tomas Sin Dios — December 6, 2008 @ 8:11 pm