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The Daily Profaner: Putting Snark First, myths Last!

December 19, 2008

It’s the Fred Phelps Crazy Hour!

American Jesus hero Fred Phelps is a voice in the wilderness! Where others are too afraid to speak out against the sodomite beast’s campaign to include buttsecks in Dr. Martin Luther King’s inclusive message, Phelps is there to combat them with his message of divine intolerance:

“O, SNAP! FAGS ARE GOING TO USE MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.’S “I’VE GOT A DREAM” SPEECH TO JUSTIFY EATING FECES, “FISTING” AND “GOLDEN SHOWERS” (TO NAME THE TAMER, MILDER PERVERSIONS OF THE SODOMITE BEAST), AND HE HAS NO MORAL AUTHORITY TO STOP THEM.  “FAG WET DREAM!” INDEED!”

Clearly he is speaking in tongues, the holy spirit is vomiting through Phelps’  earthly body. It must be divine prophecy; it makes NO SENSE AT ALL.

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Chris Altarkation @ 6:25 am
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2 Comments »

  1. KeinHimmel

    Fred Phelps needs to get his facts straight: golden showers, eating feces and fisting aren’t just for gays…

    Comment by KeinHimmel — December 19, 2008 @ 6:28 am

  2. feministsdoitbetter

    Two girls + one cup!

    Comment by feministsdoitbetter — December 19, 2008 @ 6:34 am

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