Dennis Prager has some marital advice for all you ladies out there - spread your fucking legs. You thought your husband wanted companionship and love? Wrong! Your husband is a fuckmachine and needs it every hour on the hour. Oh, and remember this: It’s not really rape just because you don’t want it; you should submit to your husband anyway, like a good wife.
…rejection of sex should happen infrequently. And it should almost never be dependent on mood.
Also, don’t judge your husband for making you his glorified pleasure doll; this is just how god made him, which makes it all a-ok!
Compared to most womens sexual nature, mens sexual nature is far closer to that of animals. So what? That is the way he is made. Blame God and nature. Telling your husband to control it is a fine idea. But he already does. Every man who is sexually faithful to his wife already engages in daily heroic self-control. He has married knowing he will have to deny his sexual natures desire for variety for the rest of his life. To ask that he also regularly deny himself sex with the one woman in the world with whom he is permitted sex is asking far too much.
Well you know what? Considering Dennis has been divorced twice, I’m not sure he is the best source for marital advice. I, however, have never been divorced, so let me give all you studs out there a bit of advice that will make your marriage run much more smoothly:
DON’T FUCKING RAPE YOUR WIFE.
[Townhall] via [Jezebel]
This is why we have people shitting stuff like “well, she dressed all sexy-like, so she deserves it” out of their mouths. Men clearly can’t exert any amount of self control so clearly that means it’s the woman’s job.
If no one has noticed, this mindset is my main vendetta with Abrahamic religions, so don’t mind me!
Comment by stringstheory — December 24, 2008 @ 4:14 am
This just goes to show you how much of a sexual deviant I must be in god’s eyes - I don’t have a rape-lust. Sigh, Jesus is never going to love me…
Comment by Chris Altarkation — December 24, 2008 @ 5:11 am
WOW! I think god made me with an urge to kick Dennis Prager’s face in. Don’t blame me, blame god and nature.
Comment by 99percentchimp — December 24, 2008 @ 5:14 am
I am so sick of men and women blaming the bad behavior of men on their nature. It’s in my nature to go eat that whole f*cking cheesecake in my kitchen… but am I going to do it??? Well… maybe.
Comment by Melody — December 24, 2008 @ 9:50 am
Wow. What an asshole.
Comment by IdahoEv — December 24, 2008 @ 12:07 pm
So, I suppose that, according to Densest Prigger’s logic, when someone gives in to his/her animal desire to kill, it should be blamed on Prigger’s god and nature and the killer should be free to kill as often as his/her nature compels him/her to! I guess that not believing in evolution allows one to believe that we are not capable of evolving beyond our animal instincts!
Comment by EvolutionRules — December 24, 2008 @ 2:40 pm