The Daily Profaner: Putting Snark First, Myths Last!

The Arizona State BAR requires that all new licensed attorneys to swear that they won’t ”permit considerations of gender, race, age, nationality, disability or social standing to influence my duty”. They are now proposing to add sexual orientation to that list in order to appease the sodomite beast ensure that they only license lawyers that can check their bigotry at the door and do their damn jobs.

Homophobic bigots are not amused. Matthew Staver, head of the Evangelical legal ministry “Liberty Counsel”, declares that denying Christians the right to discriminate against minorities might force them “to be excluded from their profession because of their religious beliefs.”

Anti-discrimination is the law, sorry about that, we dig the equality up in this hizzy. Besides it’s not like you can impose your religon onto others by claiming an exemption to DOING YOUR JOB. When is the last time you saw an Imam demanding that he can be a bartender and not serve drinks?  If you don’t like practicing law in that legally mandated non-discriminatory way - don’t be a lawyer.

Better yet, go to law school and load up on college loans learning about all those liberal equal rights laws you hate so much. When you get out of college with your fancy law degree and can’t get licensed because you’re a bigot, you can get a job as a substitute school teacher. Our education system would collapse if we didn’t have gin-soaked lunatics in the classroom leering at jail-bait cheerleaders when their teacher takes the day off.

[WorldNetDaily]