The Daily Profaner: Putting Snark First, Myths Last!

The American Family Association is calling for a boycott of Pepsi because Pepsico has donated a butt-ton of money to LGBTQ/civil-rights groups like the Human Rights Campaign and the AFA want them to stop. After all, if rednecks can’t swill sodee-pop in good, Christian conscience where will our nation’s diabetes epidemic recruit from? As a greater sin, Pepsico promotes “workplace equality” and forces employees to attend satanic rituals called “sexual orientation and gender-identity diversity training”.

If you don’t want to put your health at risk drinking the diabetes-baiting elixir that is Pepsi, you can still get your LGBTQ-friendly commerce on. We’ve put together a list of some of Pepsico’s other products that you can consume to engorge your gay-loving, godless conscience without padding your waistline. Get the list after the jump.

Naked Juice

Starbucks Frappuccino

Starbucks Double Shot

Lipton Brisk Iced Tea

Aquafina

Gatorade

Quaker Oats

If you don’t like these suggestions, you can peep the whole list of Pepsico’s brands and partnerships here.

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