You may have noticed an odd gleam in Rick Warren’s eyes when he addressed the inaugural crowd. That gleam was his bigass Hitler boner dreaming that it was in a crowd of nazi-tastical Christians instead of fifty billion hopetards having an obamagasm. The fun loving (and insane) Christians at the Museum of Idolatry blog dug up this great Rick Warren mein kampf moment from 2005 where Warren addresses a stadium full of 30,000 people and calls them to be his Hitler Youth for Jesus:
“My friends this is going to be a revolution… what is the vision for the next 25 years? I’ll tell you what it is. It is the global expansion of the kingdom of god. It is the total mobilization of this church. And the third part is the dream of a radical devotion of every believer. Now, I choose that word ‘radical’ intentionally, because only radicals change the world. Everything great done in this world is done by passionate people. Moderate people get moderately nothing done…
In 1939, in a stadium muck like this, in Munich Germany they packed it out with young men and women in brown shirts for a fanatical man standing behind a podium named Adolf Hitler, the personification of evil. And in that stadium, those in brown shirts formed with their bodies a sign that said in the whole stadium, “Hitler we are yours.” And they nearly took the world.
Lenin once said, “give me 100 committed, totally committed men and I’ll change the world.” And, he nearly did. A few years ago they took the sayings of Chairman Mao, in China, put them in a little red book and a group of young people committed them to memory and put it in their minds and they took that nation, the largest nation in the world by storm because they committed to memory the sayings to the chairman Mao.
When I hear those kinds of stories, I think ‘what would happen if American Christians, if world Christians, if just the Christians in the stadium, followers of Christ, would say ‘Jesus, we are yours’? What kind of spiritual awakening would we have?
Jesus said, ‘I want you to do this publicly.’ So what I want you to do is take the card and in just a minute, and if you say ‘Rick, I am willing to serve God’s purposes in my generation.’ I want you to open up to the sign that says ‘Whatever it takes.’
Whatever it takes.”
So bust out those pink triangles people - Rick Warren’s Orange County nazi-church army is coming for the gays!
You may have noticed an odd gleam in Rick Warren’s eyes when he addressed the inaugural crowd. That gleam was his bigass Hitler boner dreaming that it was in a crowd of nazi-tastical Christians instead of fifty billion hopetards having an obamagasm. The fun loving (and insane) Christians at the Museum of Idolatry blog dug up this great Rick Warren mein kampf moment from 2005 where Warren addresses a stadium full of 30,000 people and calls them to be his Hitler Youth for Jesus:
He needs to title his next book “The Purpose Driven Kampf”
Comment by 99percentchimp — January 20, 2009 @ 12:09 pm