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January 29, 2009

If You’re In LA Help Teachers - TODAY

If you’re lucky enough to be in Los Angeles there is something I want you to do today today - march with the United Teachers of Los Angeles (UTLA). The State is poised to make budget cuts that will destroy some teacher’s jobs, gut teacher health benefits, and lower the quality of education LA’s kids receive (they’ll pack fifty bazillion kids into each classroom!). You can do something to prevent this by helping them shut down the streets around Pershing Square - this afternoon

If you care about fair labor practices and/or every kid in LA getting a fair shot at a decent education then I’m sure you’ll drag your carcass down to Pershing Square at 4:30 pm to march with your teachers. If you can’t make it at 4:30 the mob UTLA protesters will march to the State Building at  5:40 pm. 5:40 should be 40 minutes after you get out of your dead end, life sucking job; marching with the UTLA is the perfect way to revitalize the soul you don’t have. 

Oh yeah, teachers like drinking - you might even be able to mooch some booze, you cheapskate. 

[UTLA]

Chris Altarkation @ 11:58 am
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January 12, 2009

Christians Call for Pepsi Boycott Over LGBTQ Support

The American Family Association is calling for a boycott of Pepsi because Pepsico has donated a butt-ton of money to LGBTQ/civil-rights groups like the Human Rights Campaign and the AFA want them to stop. After all, if rednecks can’t swill sodee-pop in good, Christian conscience where will our nation’s diabetes epidemic recruit from? As a greater sin, Pepsico promotes “workplace equality” and forces employees to attend satanic rituals called “sexual orientation and gender-identity diversity training”.

If you don’t want to put your health at risk drinking the diabetes-baiting elixir that is Pepsi, you can still get your LGBTQ-friendly commerce on. We’ve put together a list of some of Pepsico’s other products that you can consume to engorge your gay-loving, godless conscience without padding your waistline. Get the list after the jump.

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Chris Altarkation @ 8:08 am
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December 23, 2008

Act Up and Speak Out to Get Anti-Atheist Books OUT of the Atheist Section

Have you ever noticed how bookstores stock every anti-godless book they have on the lonely little shelf in the philosophy section dedicated to atheist literature? You’ll never find The God Delusion or Letters to a Christian Nation in the Christian Inspiration section, yet you will always find anti-godless/apologetics books like The Devil’s Delusion and I Don’t Believe in Atheists on the Atheism shelf. These books have absolutly no place in the Atheism section; we should be able to go and buy our heretical books without hate leering at us from the shelves. We’re tired of it and we’re doing something about it - starting with a little creative re-stocking. Pic Gallery after the break.

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Chris Altarkation @ 6:00 am
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Pay For All Your Holiday Shopping With Blasphemous Gay Money!

Today is National Gay Dollar Day! If you love gay rights, when you go out later today to purchase a bunch of useless crap no one could ever possibly need, be sure to hand the person behind the cash register a gay dollar. While gay dollars won’t actually buy you any store items, they will buy you a plethora priceless expressions from their recipients. To participate, simply print out these tiny sheets (or make your own!) and hand them over every time you spend money tomorrow. Who’s a good little consumer whore for civil rights? You are! 

Print your Gay Dollars here: gimmie the gay money!

Join the facebook event here: National Gay Dollar Day  

[Gay Wallet]

Jacquie O'Godless @ 12:06 am
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