Megyn Kelly bravely went on The O’Reilly Factor to discuss the sad state of Washington State Capitol and its plethora of signs. Kelly believes the governor is justified in cutting off new display applications due to lack of space, whereas Bill somehow feels this proves he was right all along and that all displays should be removed (except for that Christian one). In reality, both of them are wrong.
Go ahead and watch the clip anyway because, as the Friendly Atheist points out, it’s always entertaining to see people shout “You are so wrong” at Bill O’Reilly - just as you have so many times from the comfort of your own home.
Fox News’ Gretchen Carlson is so over the atheist sign in the WA State Capitol; it was good while it lasted, but when she heard about the Capitol’s newFestivus Pole she knew it was hate at first sight.
The Freedom From Religion Foundation’s sign may have said “Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds” but the Festivus Pole is “the biggest insult ever to the season of Christmas.” It is totally the “BIGGESTinsult EVER” - and all this time I thought the biggest insult to Christmas was Jingle All the Way.
Last Sunday about 500 Christians gathered outside the Washington State Capitol to protest the Freedom from Religion Foundation’s atheistical “Winter Solstice” sign. Joining them was none other than Bill O’Reilly - in balloon form. Balloon O’Reilly was part of the nativity scene display, and while in it the inflatable O’Reilly proved to have just as much trouble as the flesh-and-blood O’Reilly when it came to keeping his hands off the womenz. Balloon O’Reilly was seen punching a balloon effigy of Washington Gov. Christine Gregoire in the kisser.
The Christian balloon artist responsible for Balloon O’Reilly demurred when asked how Jesus would feel about the violent display, saying, “That’s spiritually. He’s knocking the sense of God into her.” Don’t worry baby, he doesn’t mean it, he loves you, it’s just his way.
Are you sitting at home wishing Jesus Santa would bring you a copy of Bill O’Reilly’s new book A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity, O’Reilly’s memoir of how a little boy went from being beaten by nuns in Catholic school to abusing American culture and sexually harassing women with falafels? Don’t worry - Parade Magazine has got you covered with a Bill O’Reilly Christmas quiz! I totally failed the quiz because I am a godless heathen and therefore way too much a ‘communist-secular-progressive-nut’ to win “The Great American Holiday Quiz”. Since you’re probably also a godless heathen, I put together a helpful guide to some of the tough questions on the quiz so you can take part in another great American tradition - cheating.
It’s time for a journey down the asshole rabbit hole and into the whimsical world that is Bill O’Reilly’s mind. O’Reilly is out there promoting the all-time Christmas battle-royale, a rumble for the very heart of our civilization: Jesus the CHRIST verses the Beast of Beats, the terror of Terrors - THE ATHEISTS. This holiday season, in the epic Washington State Capitol; two men enter, ONE MAN LEAVES!
In true sheeple tradition we’ll cover this because everyone else is, and you thought not being part of an organized religion made you a free thinker, ha! Bill O’Reilly is horrifyingly angry at the State Of Washington for allowing the Freedom From Religion Foundation to put up it’s little sign in the capitol building. At the end of his screaming tirade he demands that Americans call Gov. Gregoire and tell her what they think. The staff here and I were going to take PZ Meyer’s advice and “write polite, supportive letters“, but we got blitzed on mead, drunk dialed her office on speaker, and demanded that she recognize almighty Thor with a bigass hammer monument.
It’s almost like Newt Gingrich made a bet with Bill O’Reilly about who could say the craziest thing on tv and Newt won! The disgracedformer Speaker of the House said;
“I think there is a gay and secular fascism in this country that wants to impose its will on the rest of us, is prepared to use violence, to use harassment.”
Last Sunday about 500 Christians gathered outside the Washington State Capitol to 
Are you sitting at home wishing 