The Daily Profaner: Putting Snark First, Myths Last!

In New Jersey, a church has been sued because it would not rent out its fabulous beach front property for a gay wedding same-sex civil union service. While private property is private property, running a business is a different matter. The investigation found the church had violated the public accommodation provisions of the state’s Law Against Discrimination. Gay win!

The court also found that that the organization had gained a Green Acres tax exemption from the state Department of Environmental Protection nearly 20 years ago after a finding that the locale will be open to the public “on an equal basis.”

Now the church knows that “equal basis” means gaygaygaygaygay all over your beach, with nude swimming and romantic wedding night buttsecks under the stars.

[Lezgetreal]

While the rest of you are busy being sodomized by The Man and his never-ending de/recession, gays are apparently living high on the hog with extravagant rainbow weddings and buttsecks-filled vacations.

Despite the November 4th passage of Proposition 8 in California and the bans on gay marriage in Florida and Arizona,” says co-founder Marianne Puechl, “the services through RainbowWeddingNetwork are thriving.”

And what exactly are the services these godless sodomites are offering? Small Thai Boys? Satanic workshops? Fetus tastings?

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This just in: apparently buttsecks offends baby Jesus, especially when it is two dude who are doin’ it. In case we forgot this, The Sandown Free Presbyterian Church in Belfast, Ireland decided to remind us with a full page ad in the Belfast Newsletter telling us so:

The ad states that homosexuality is an “abomination” and warns of “God’s judgment upon a sin.” It also says that it is “a cause for regret that a section of the community desire[s] to be known for a perverted form of sexuality.”

They timed this ad to come out right around when all the pesky local gays congregate for some giant festival of rainbows and buttsecks, also known as the “Gay Pride Parade”. The gays did not like this ad at all and now the newspaper says it will not run it again. Gay win!

The funny thing about this? Christians don’t really know what “sodomy” means. At the very least, it means anal and/or oral sex with any member of the same or opposite sex. If you are Catholic, it means all non-reproductive sex, period. To make matters more confusing, scholars tell us that the biblical version of sodomy probably means something all together different. How is one to know if they are a sodomite? I have included a handy dandy checklist for the protection of your immortal soul:

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Looks like Richard Raddon - the ex-director of the Los Angeles Film Festival - is a big creepy Mormon homophobe who donated $1,500 dollars to the anti-gay marriage Proposition 8 campaign in California. Apparently fags, other species of gay, and their godless straight allies harassed Raddon to the point of insanity and now he has quit his job:

Richard Raddon stepped down as director of the Los Angeles Film Festival following a barrage of calls and emails protesting against his support for Proposition 8, the controversial ballot measure that was passed in California on Nov 4.

Oh hai, we iz comin’ 4 ur bigots. GAY WINZ!

Florida Judge has ruled that the 30 year old Floridian law banning evil gay sodomite hedonists from adopting children is unconstitutional!  Now when gays aren’t busy making Jesus cry, shopping, or having buttsecks they can enjoy raising a fabulous family.

The Department of Children & Families has already filed for an appeal because they want children to have no home, no family, NOTHING rather than two mommies. And that would be funny, if it wasn’t true.