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January 19, 2009
 The nation is filling with that new president smell and a billion hopetards are swarming into Washington to celebrate the dawning anti-christ Obama apocalypse. It’s time for every media outlet ever to run an Obama story about how he’s realized King’s dream and will heal the country (but not it’s syphilis). Instead of fighting over who gets to give the new President the best media hand-job the Daily Profaner has made a special list for you - a list of three reasons Barack Obama is no friend of the godless:
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January 2, 2009
 The Arizona State BAR requires that all new licensed attorneys to swear that they won’t ”permit considerations of gender, race, age, nationality, disability or social standing to influence my duty”. They are now proposing to add sexual orientation to that list in order to appease the sodomite beast ensure that they only license lawyers that can check their bigotry at the door and do their damn jobs.
Homophobic bigots are not amused. Matthew Staver, head of the Evangelical legal ministry “Liberty Counsel”, declares that denying Christians the right to discriminate against minorities might force them “to be excluded from their profession because of their religious beliefs.”
Anti-discrimination is the law, sorry about that, we dig the equality up in this hizzy. Besides it’s not like you can impose your religon onto others by claiming an exemption to DOING YOUR JOB. When is the last time you saw an Imam demanding that he can be a bartender and not serve drinks? If you don’t like practicing law in that legally mandated non-discriminatory way - don’t be a lawyer.
Better yet, go to law school and load up on college loans learning about all those liberal equal rights laws you hate so much. When you get out of college with your fancy law degree and can’t get licensed because you’re a bigot, you can get a job as a substitute school teacher. Our education system would collapse if we didn’t have gin-soaked lunatics in the classroom leering at jail-bait cheerleaders when their teacher takes the day off.
[WorldNetDaily]
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December 10, 2008
 It’s the 60th birthday of the UN’s Universal Declaration of Human Rights! The document is a profound, positive declaration of human rights - 1948’s UN gets an A for effort. However, the document is far from complete, and is not serving to adequately address the human rights issues of the 21st century.
For example, article 16:3 sates: “The family is the natural and fundamental group unit of society and is entitled to protection by society and the State.” Right now - under a banner that sounds eerily like the Declaration’s language - the Vatican is opposing a UN resolution that calls for a global decriminalization of homosexuality.
The Declaration represents the Human Rights concerns of the western world in the post war/early cold war era. It was a time when the untidy people were forced into the shadows, a time when women were trapped in the home, and a time when LGBTQ people were shuttered in the closet. It was a time when racism was accepted, a time when segregation weighed on the American South, and a time when the rampant oppression of women in the Muslim world never crossed the minds of the powerful straight European men who wrote the Declaration. These men were concerned with the repressiveness of a one party state, the horrors of genocide, and in general sense protecting the democratic, capitalistic system of the West.
It is a tremendous landmark in the struggle for human rights, but it is not enough.
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December 8, 2008
 We’ve received a warm welcome to the godless blogosphere, and none more welcoming than Reed Braden, the Homosecular Gaytheist:
“In fact, it puts my shitty blogthing to shame! They even have a real URL and everything! With all the snarkiness of Wonkette, another one of my favourite blogs, and all the glam of a Liberace/Elton John/ Boy George threeway, The Daily Profaner is like nothing else I’ve ever seen. And by that, I mean gayer than anything I’ve ever seen. And by that, I mean really, really gay… In the best of possible ways.”
Since he plugged our asses so hard, we are totally obliged to give Reed one hell of a reach around. When Jacquie and I saw the title Homosecular Gaytheist we fell in love - not your namby pamby “I love kittens love”, but a loin-splitting, heart-rending love that feels like getting struck in nuts with Thor’s hammer. READ HIS BLOG.
We’ve also gotten a great welcome from Hemant Mehta, the Friendly Atheist. He was kind enough to add us to his blogroll and has covered two of our posts so far. Hemant is a great guy and runs one of the best godless blogs out there. We’re also glad someone’s being the Friendly Atheist because we’re dicks.
Check both of them out! If you don’t, you’re missing some great blogging.
[Homosecular Gaytheist] [Friendly Atheist]
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December 5, 2008
If you’ve ever felt the need to proclaim your Christianity to other drivers but you feel bumper stickers have a bit too much separation of church and state for you, South Carolina has got you covered. In June of this year, the State Legislature passed a law allowing the state to issue license plates that proclaim “I believe” next to a yellow cross. If you feel the need to proclaim your Judaism, Hinduism, Paganism, or any other religious belief, well… you’re fucked, go buy a bumper sticker.
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November 25, 2008
 I’ve been seeing this terrible book mentioned all over the right wing news media/blogosphre. Conservatives are cum drunk about former Nazi soldier Hilmar von Campe’s dire warnings:
“There is nothing theoretical about my description of what happens when a nation throws God out of government and society, and Christians become religious bystanders. I don’t want to see a repetition. The role of God in human society is the decisive issue for this generation. My writing is part of my life of restitution for the crimes of a godless government, of the evil of which I was a part.”
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