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January 22, 2009

Spanish Supreme Court Stops Catholic Church From Firing Teacher for Adultery

The Spanish Supreme Court told the Catholic Church it had to mind its own fucking business and reinstate Maria del Carmen Galayo, a woman who had been fired from her position as a teacher at a Catholic school. Galayo separated from her previous husband and remarried without having an annulment. She was fired because the Church viewed her as an adulterer and therefore unable to properly teach children how to eschew condoms and hate gay people. In the ruling, the court awarded Galayo back pay totalling $12,888. The Church is going to appeal in an attempt to block her from resuming work. Galayo needs to keep her job just long enough to have some lesbian sex so they fire her for that too, then she can sue them for even more money and retire and never have to deal with kids again.

[CNA]

Chris Altarkation @ 9:33 am
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January 13, 2009

Atheist Bus Ads in Spain to Get Theistic Playmates

It looks like the atheist bus ad campaign in Barcelona will be getting a new, theistic friend soon. The group E-Christians wants to throw their hat (ads) into the ring and is trying to raise the money to buy space on Barcelona buses. E-Christians says they “like the idea of putting the debate on God in the public square, and in this sense we want to make our own contribution.” They have not yet revealed what the planned signs are going to say. We suspect they might go with the traditional shame/piety-inducing standby “god watches you masturbate”.

[Catholic News Agency]

Chris Altarkation @ 7:05 am
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January 5, 2009

Barcelona to Have Tasty Atheist Bus Ads

Atheist groups in Barcelona are going to totally jock the British Humanist Association’s style and buy two bus ads with the message “There’s probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life” - presumably translated into Spanish. Barcelona is Spain’s second largest city, so there are sure to be a fuck-ton of angry Catholics riding the godless buses.

The ads will start running on January 12th. On January 13th, Pat Robertson will declare Spain damned by god for tolerating this blasphemy. On January 14th, Barcelona will continue to enjoy pleasant weather, a thriving nightlife and atheist bus ads - free of holy wrath.

[M&C]

Chris Altarkation @ 9:42 am
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