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January 12, 2009
 Being a bigot is hard when you live in California; all those uppity, liberal-minded, civil-rights-loving hippies just love to heckle you to death over your hate-beliefs. Worse yet, if you donate money to a political cause, they have this Marxist transparency thing where your donation is a matter of public record. The libtards say it is about protecting us from pay to play politics, but good Christians know it’s all about OPPRESSING CHRISTIANS!
That’s why a pair of groups that supported California’s Proposition 8 (in case you’d forgotten, that’s the one that stripped LGBTQ Californians of their marriage rights) are suing in order to have all yes on 8 campaign finance records removed from public view. That way we can keep our society’s bigotry out of sight, were it belongs, so it can be the unchallenged disease that eats away at our society - sort of like prostate cancer!
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 The Pacific Justice Institute, a conservative Christian activist group, is attacking UC Berkley (with a lawsuit!) over a website the University put up to promote the teaching of evolution. They allege that the website violates Separation of Church and State because it endorses religions by promoting evolution and teaching all that science/evidence/reality stuff. Institute President Brad Dacus says:
“This [website] injures religious freedom in this country… The government is playing a role that is overtly hostile to some religious groups and denominations while favoring and giving greater recognition towards others.”
His argument goes something like this:
- Religions hold different positions on evolution therefore any position on evolution is a religious position - even if it has fuckall to do with religion. If some nut has a religious position on something then EVERY opinion on it is religious.
- UC Berkley’s website is all about promoting the teaching of evolution and science due to being the godless liberal heathens they are.
- Therefore UC Berkley’s website is endorsing a religious position because some crazy fuckers don’t believe that science is real.
- Since C Berkley’s website is taxpayer-funded (because we promote science education in this country) it is state sponsorship of religion.
You know, some religions (Scientology, Christian Science, the Amish) have a religious problem with pharmaceuticals and modern medicine. Since hospitals are taking government money to give out drugs they are taking a government sponsored stance that “is overtly hostile to some religious groups and denominations while favoring and giving greater recognition towards others” every time they write a prescription. We need to stop it! Someone, quick, call Brad Dacus!
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January 8, 2009
 Michael Newdow’s fun party lawsuit that invited every atheist ever along to sue to demand a secular inauguration ceremony for Barack Obama will be getting a hearing in front of a person in a big black dress. The U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia will hear the case on Jan. 15th.
This means you will have five whole days on the edge of your seat while the case is thrown out, there isn’t enough time to appeal it, and nothing happens. On the day of the inauguration you can get all your crying out when Rick Warren gives his bigot-o-rific invocation so you don’t embarrass yourself weeping when Obama gives his speech.
[Friendly Atheist]
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January 5, 2009
 A federal district judge in New York has ruled that a woman can’t claim a religious exemption in her monkey meat smuggling case. Mamie Manneh was caught attempting to smuggle endangered monkey meat into the United States and has claimed that the arrest is an attack on her religious liberty to eat tasty monkey meat; Manneh Belongs to a sect of Christianity that eats monkeys for spiritual reasons.
The judge, however, did not rule that she could not kill, transport and eat our fuzzy little cousins, only that she had to apply for permits to bring her novel Eucharist substitute into the United States. The ruling only called into question the manner in which Manneh transported the monkey meat - it did not curtail her religious practice. Manneh faces up to five years in prison, which would be in additional sentence to the time she is already serving for attempting to run over a woman she thought was getting it on with her husband.
The judge’s lack of respect for her faith is appalling! Doesn’t he know that the bible teaches us to hunt monkeys to the brink of extinction, illegally smuggle their carcasses across the Atlantic ocean without regard to the laws ,and consume their flesh in memory of Jesus Christ?
[The Daily Telegraph]
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January 2, 2009
 The Arizona State BAR requires that all new licensed attorneys to swear that they won’t ”permit considerations of gender, race, age, nationality, disability or social standing to influence my duty”. They are now proposing to add sexual orientation to that list in order to appease the sodomite beast ensure that they only license lawyers that can check their bigotry at the door and do their damn jobs.
Homophobic bigots are not amused. Matthew Staver, head of the Evangelical legal ministry “Liberty Counsel”, declares that denying Christians the right to discriminate against minorities might force them “to be excluded from their profession because of their religious beliefs.”
Anti-discrimination is the law, sorry about that, we dig the equality up in this hizzy. Besides it’s not like you can impose your religon onto others by claiming an exemption to DOING YOUR JOB. When is the last time you saw an Imam demanding that he can be a bartender and not serve drinks? If you don’t like practicing law in that legally mandated non-discriminatory way - don’t be a lawyer.
Better yet, go to law school and load up on college loans learning about all those liberal equal rights laws you hate so much. When you get out of college with your fancy law degree and can’t get licensed because you’re a bigot, you can get a job as a substitute school teacher. Our education system would collapse if we didn’t have gin-soaked lunatics in the classroom leering at jail-bait cheerleaders when their teacher takes the day off.
[WorldNetDaily]
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December 29, 2008
 It’s time for a refreshing glass of inauguration scandal lite - now with less Rick Warren; it’s less filling and better for you! Everyone’s favorite lawsuit atheist, Michael Newdow, is leading a whole gaggle of organizations and individuals in a lawsuit calling for the inaugural prayers and the phrase “so help me god” to be deep sixed from the inauguration.
Nedow filed a virtually identical lawsuit in 2005 that was kicked the hell out of the courts. The problem is that the inauguration is a privately-funded event, not a branch of the government that can violate the establishment clause. Also, “so help me god” isn’t part of the legal oath, it’s just a tradition - one you aren’t obliged to follow, at all.
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 Earlier this month Georgia Judge Keith Rollins put on a hood and burned a cross sent a muslim woman to jail for ten days for wearing her hijab in the courtroom, even though the Court dresscode specifically permits headwear worn “for religious purposes”. The woman was released in less than a day, as Muslim activists acted quickly to free her. In order to prevent any future spastic bigot fits, the judge and all City Court staff in Alanta will undergo sensitivity training in a new program called DON’T BE A RACIST HICK!
[AP] [Image from Jay Spears music video SMAK DEM CHRISTIANS DOWN]
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December 11, 2008
 Carl & Rayleene Worthington Carl and Rayleene Worthington of Clackamas, Oregon are being charged with second degree manslaughter and criminal mistreatment after the death of Ava, their 15 month old daughter. Ava caught pneumonia earlier this year, and could have been easily cured with common antibiotics. The Worthingtons, however, put their trust in the power of prayer, hoping that their god’s plan included Ava’s survival. A more rational person might have thought god’s plan included antibiotics.
The couple’s lawyer has filed a motion to have the case dismissed, claiming:
“Mr. and Mrs. Worthington maintain that their prosecution contravenes their right ‘to worship Almighty God according to the dictates of their own consciences,’ as guaranteed by the Constitution of the State of Oregon and the Constitution of the United States… Further, Mr. and Mrs. Worthington urge that this prosecution contravenes their fundamental right to raise their children without interference by the State.”
The motion makes no mention of how their “consciences” denied their daughter’s right to basic medical care and freedom from abuse and neglect.
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December 5, 2008
If you’ve ever felt the need to proclaim your Christianity to other drivers but you feel bumper stickers have a bit too much separation of church and state for you, South Carolina has got you covered. In June of this year, the State Legislature passed a law allowing the state to issue license plates that proclaim “I believe” next to a yellow cross. If you feel the need to proclaim your Judaism, Hinduism, Paganism, or any other religious belief, well… you’re fucked, go buy a bumper sticker.
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